The reason for my lateness and pure unadulterated frustration is suicide. Yes I am late because some selfish moron decided to take his life by throwing himself in front of a train.
People! there are other ways of killing yourself without inflicting problems on the rest of London. There are many ways you can cause your own death from the safety (ha the irony) of your own home. So do that.
I mean seriously while you no longer have to deal with the day ahead, the rest of us do. We have to bowl in to work half an hour late and explain how some ignorant twat disrupted our journey. Then we have to catch up in our lunch break or even worse, stay late missing our well earned chill out time and if we don't we end up behind and stressed. Probably a bit like you before you decided to bugger up everyone's day. All because you had to make some big old gestured dramatic exit.
Another thing, actually while we are on the subject, people don't want to see that, we'll done flattened dead man you just scarred a whole platform of people for the rest of their lives. Not to mention the train driver who probably cries himself to sleep now and has to go through years of therapy to get rid of the image of your old carcass flying at his face.
So anyone who thinks that jumping in front of a train is a valid way out...IT'S NOT!
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