Guys mates girlfriends

When you hang out with guys you see lots of girlfriends come and go. Some of them you like and get on with but some of them you don't.

You instantly know by your first meeting whether your going to get on or not. If she approaches with a smile and says "hi nice to meet you" shes started off well. If however she storms up with a marger face, mumbles hi and then cuts her eye at you, your not gunna get on. Even worse is when she completely ignores you like you are nothing, these girls are the worst.

Next thing you know she is following your mate around everywhere, even the bathroom. There was one girl that actually made one of my mates stand outside the ladies toilets holding her coat and talking to her while she pee'd. She is calling his phone every minuet, or 'bumping' in to you all on a night out. Then he will stop coming out with you, becoming 'pussy whipped' and you won't see him. Sometimes when you ring or tx him she is the one that responds 'he is busy with me now' ok, bitch, it's ok, she won't last long.

Anyway if the initial meeting goes well she will move on to stage two, the conversation. Here is where her motives become clear. If she starts questioning you about past girlfriends, what he is like etc shes fishing for information to use against him and or you. Just because we are both female does not mean we automatically have some sisterhood thing going on. No, he is my friend, first and foremost, and I'm gunna lie and big him up because he likes you and he wants to have sex with you. Don't get it twisted I don't know you I'm not going to divulge one of my best mates secrets to you. Furthermore you should not be putting me in this predicament lady, you should not be trying to get information on him already.

These ones are the mean ones who like to have information they can use in an argument and they have no qualms in including you and divulging on where the information came from. Then next thing you know your the one in shit for telling her stuff.

My personal favourite is the one who seems to think that because you hang out with so many guys you are a slut and have slept with them all. No just because you are a whore bag don't mean every girl is the same. She will sit with you and monitor how drunk you are before jumping in with "so which guy are you doing?" Erm none of them, their my friends..."oh come on their must have been one time" No, there must NOT be one time. Firstly I just met you I'm not telling you all the in gossip, secondly it's none of your business, thirdly stop being so bloody nosy.

Basically their trying to find out if you have sleep with their man so they can have a problem with you. These are the jealous type they will find a problem, invent a problem or just carry on about how they don't like you hanging out until they create a problem. I have had this so many times. "She fancies you" erm no I don't. "I know something happened between you two" No, nothing has happened between us, ever. "why do you spend so much time together?" so he can get away from your crazy arse. "I don't like you spending so much time together" because your crazy and making shit up in your head and trying to distance him from all his friends.

Then there are those girlfriends you actually like, the cool ones who are normal, they never last. Guys stick with the crazies it's like the rule. So guys when your female friend say 'I like her' stick with her, think about us too. I don't want to deal with a crazy and when she brakes your heart I have to deal with the crazies aftermath. So there!